We can't fault Coach Carmody for this loss. After all, the Illini unveiled a dazzling new technique - never before seen in the annals of history - where all 5 players engaged in vigorous attempts to steal the ball at all areas of the court! What mayhem! Let me be the first to propose a name for this brilliant tactic. I dub it the "All Floor Squeeze." I'm confident that Coach Carmody, after a full offseason of film study, will devise a method for countering this new-fangled All Floor Squeeze.
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We can't fault Coach Carmody for this loss. After all, the Illini unveiled a dazzling new technique - never before seen in the annals of history - where all 5 players engaged in vigorous attempts to steal the ball at all areas of the court! What mayhem! Let me be the first to propose a name for this brilliant tactic. I dub it the "All Floor Squeeze." I'm confident that Coach Carmody, after a full offseason of film study, will devise a method for countering this new-fangled All Floor Squeeze.
unf#ckingbelievable, indeed. NIT, here we come.
NIT if we're lucky.
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