Fired Bill Carmody: Men's hoops relegated to undercard

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Men's hoops relegated to undercard

i don't know how this escaped my radar before last night's game, but i did not realize that the men's game against Liberty last night started at 5:30 while the women's game against DePaul followed at 8:00. now i understand that Liberty is terrible and DePaul is ranked. and i also understand that if they reverse the order of the games, no one will show up early to watch the women play. but (aside from Tennessee and possibly Connecticut) i would think it's pretty rare for a BCS school to have a men's game open for the women's team. some might say it's just creative marketing; it seems like a bit of an insult to me.

on the plus side, Bill Carmody can say he's at least the second-best basketball coach at Northwestern.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, douchebag. How 'bout those Cats tonight? Coach had an effing brilliant game plan. You really should shut down this waste of binary space.

11/27/09, 11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, this blog is so lacking analytically it's almost hard to read. anytime something reasonably good happens in nu basketball, it's a safe bet you won't read anything about it at this blog.

11/28/09, 6:00 AM  
Blogger Loretta8 said...

yeah, god forbid he criticize a coach with a record of 124-150, 44-104 in conference play, and 2 winning seasons in 9 years.

also he usually posts about NU wins, its thanksgiving weekend give the man a break

11/28/09, 4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke. You're stupid by association, Mark Lover.

11/28/09, 11:37 PM  
Anonymous AC said...

Analysis? are you fucking kidding me? I have dropped more analysis on this fucking blog than Jervon Johnson droped inbounds passes. Maybe you should go back and read some of it, like:

1. Carshitty's players never get better. And I know John Shurna is fucking that analysis in the ass right now, but he's getting better because he got the fuck away from car-no-win-dy and got some real coaching this summer with the under 20 team or on whatever the fuck team he played.

2. In 9 years, even abortions can coach a team to the NCAAs .

3. Analysis of why we got cock slapped by Minnesota and how our win total was inflated by Indiana missing their whole fucking team.

4. What qualities a new coach for NU should bring to the table (hint: Not gimmickry) .

5. Somewhere I even break out the standard deviation of Carshitty's Big Ten winning % and how last year was a normal fluctuation. But this is not my fucking blog so I'm not going to do all the work here to dig it up in the comments section. No easy As in this class like they give out in CAS. It's there anonymous, so click away.

6. And here's some new analysis especially for you .

I have done so much analysis in the comments section here on this awful gimmick laden coach that Union College has contacted me about starting up a Logic department there, since they have been lacking one going back to the days of Bill Carshitty.

Anyway, I haven't been posting here lately because there is nothing to say. When we go 3-15 in the Big Ten all you anonymous dickbags are going to whine about how we didn't have Coble. wahhhh. Well we had him for the past 3 fucking years and all we got was a fucking first round NIT loss to some dickbag school about whom no one gives a fuck.

Hey, it's great Carshitty's gimmicks worked against ND and ISU, two teams who were so poorly prepared for a 1-3-1 defense that I pray to D'Wayne Bates we don't replace Carshitty with one of their coaches. I mean how many times did 1 of ISU's 3 guards dribble right into the trap at the top of the key? The combined IQ of ISU's guards must equal Car-no-win-dy's average victories per year. And it's great we just beat a team who was picked to finish 8th in the Big 12, really, things are looking uppppp. Let's not just suck each other's dicks over that win, let's go shock thumb as well to really celebrate. I mean we better give this guy a new contract right now based on this 5-1 start over shit teams (other than ND who is probably way overrated, after all, they lost to us) and completely ignore 9 LONG LOSING FUCKING YEARS. There must be a lot of ADs right now just waiting to scoop Carshitty up to ruin their programs.

So let's make a deal. You can gloat about how great of a shitstain Carshitty is all you want, but when we go 3-15 in the Big Ten, you don't cry about us not having Coble and you accept that 2 of our wins last year shouldn't have counted because they were against Indiana who had 5 Cobles missing and had beaten us like 750 out of the last 751 times. Car-no-win-dy has had 9 years. What you see is what you get and the Big Ten teams aren't going to fall for his 1-3-1, princeton no-offense gimmickry like teams who have only 1 day to prepare for bush league stuff like that.

And there is plenty of analysis here, as opposed to your fact free comment after carshitty won a few games over 9+ shittastic years. I have plenty of data, you have, ummm, what exactly do you have?

Fuck Carmody.


11/30/09, 10:18 AM  
Anonymous AC said...

Apparently I suck at posting links like Carshitty sucks at coaching. Here are the links that should have been posted:


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6. The new analysis just for you

Fuck Carmody.


11/30/09, 10:27 AM  

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